Rant or Lets Kill Edger Allen Poe and shoot time Berton
(disclamer your going to hate this please be objective and interesting not a flaming dick)
when i was in school everybody told me how awesome Poe was,
having read the tell tale Heart, the raven, and having seen a movie version of The Fall of the house of Usher, i believe i can say Fuck edger, hes an over hyped incestuous Pedophelic basterd who's only good job in life was dieing, hes story's whern't interesting or edgy or macabre they were boring and unfulfilling his characters tame and uninspiring, the dark of his story's are simple and just bad,
the raven whilst probly the best of his works is 3-4 pages of simple high school grad poetry, it give nothing but questions that unless truly hunted for have no answers, his work had no message it was a juvenil attempts at getting attention it was like the kid who cuts himself to get people to pay attention to him.
people like the Beatniks had darker poetry, howle for example is full of imagery and imagination and is inspiring with its message, or Naked lunch a tripe into the sick worlds or heroin with none stop edge and fucked up reality both the movie and the book were different both played with your head and kept you reading.
Nicole black men spoke/broken word poet was a 100% better in her way with words from storys of broken people to dystopian City's.
Samuel Tyler Coleridge, wrote things Edger only dreamed of writing, the Rime of the ancient Mariner,
a story of a man who's luck was so horrible he got lost at sea his crew mates dieing around him and blaming him, who makes a pact to tell his tale as long as hes aloud to live.
Poe is an over rated little shit, I believe he should be burned right along with Tim Berton
now there's another fuck who should die, Tim Berton who never had a great idea in his life.
maker of beetle juice: ha, a boring story where the only character of true interest is the main girl, Beetle juice himself is a bland and plan stupid as shit character, the normal people like in most of Berton's attempt at movies over done, there stupid and don't get anything or look to uncomfortable to even be in existence.
Edward scissor hands and the need to make a hero that appealed to "Goth": with the dumbest looking houses in the world, he kills a jock at the end what a true hero, the idea that his master would give him hands dies and Edward destroys the hands? why give him scissors for hands to begin with???
the first thing people do when they see him is ether to fuck him or try to sell him make up???
maybe im just not getting it.
Nightmare Before Christmas: when the only good parts of the movie are writen by Danny Elfman somethings wrong, i love Danny Elfman dont get me wrong but his work with Berton is the only good thing about Berton in this movie.
Batman: ill just use the quote from Berton himself: "I would never read a comic book" nuff said
Berton is over rated and doesn't even need to try hard to get people to like him anymore.
Charley and the Chocolate factory missed the bulls eye so far it hit a passing pedestrian and kept going, missing the original message of the original movie destroys the songs and killed the umpalumpas.
Sweeny Toddy his dark and edgy piece is actually interesting if it weren't for Berton's need to destroy the fashion of the time period the movie was made in the movie woulda been better
hell in my opinion Berton wishes he was Voltaire but i could never prove it.
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